That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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