But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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