Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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