But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Randomize
