dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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