Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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