I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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