a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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