4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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