i may or may not be watching the land before time
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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