Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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