Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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