What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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