Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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