i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
