Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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