KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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