awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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