I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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