I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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