I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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