I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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