im drinking this country out of the recession.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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