He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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