As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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