We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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