I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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