omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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