3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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