Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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