Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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