Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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