lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I know her cup size but not her name....
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