I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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