AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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