Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line