dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.