then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.