I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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