it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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