Yo dont text me then not text me
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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