i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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