I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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