i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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