its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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