Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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