You're so nebulous sometimes
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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