maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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