u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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