is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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