I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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