Are we in a gay sports bar?
My liver just broke up with me...
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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