After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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