My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just found puke in my bra..
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
