we're blogging at a bar
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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