fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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