your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
